Mmmmmore Conceptual Flarf
If every word spoken
in New York City daily
were somehow to materialize
as candy-coloured stool
from the jejuna of a million baby pandas
each day there would be a shitstorm.
If every word written
in a NYC newspaper
were somehow to be made matter
in a world of candy-coloured shitstorms
from the jejuna of a million 4th grade pandas
a whirl of infernal stock charts
would give rise to THE NEW
…………………………(’tis got passion
………………………….’tis got love
………………………….’tis got war
………………………….’tis got hate
………………………….’tis got defeat
………………………….’tis got murder
………………………….’tis got lust ).
If every one of these words
were then rewritten using only one vowel
and read at the speed of light
(preferably through a straw)
would that make us objective
about pseudo-overweight A’s
passive-possesive E’s
overtly nauseated I’s
stuck up somebody’s hoochie in French classic
ocular O’s and uvular U’s.
Andor if every andor univocal word andor
would be andor injected into an andor
amphybian battle virus andor capable of
andor contracting congenivenereal disease andor
breaking down the andor barriers between andor
socalled humans andor Tatooinean muslim fighter monkeys (of doom)
andor the skin seperating the anus andor the vag andor
peace in the middle east
would not a thousand years of harmonious orgies
have been worth it?
Valur 